Kuchie’s on the Water offers a menu as wide as the Illinois River!
Whether you’re coming in from a day on the water for dinner, or spending a day on our spacious deck with family or friends, you’ll find only the tastiest ingredients in everything we serve.
Select from any of our sauces, dressings, and cheese spreads - most of which are homemade in our kitchen.
We are offering a limited menu and that prices may vary due to food costs and shortages.
Ku-Cheese and Crackers
Assorted crackers served with our homemade whipped Cheddar beer cheese spread- It's like spreadable sunshine!! (pints to go $9)
Half pound of deep fried clam strips, served with cocktail sauce
Fried Pickle Chips
Deep fried pickle chips paired with a side of signature Maddie sauce
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Buffalo sauce makes this warm dip a crowd pleaser with a kick
Thick cut beer-battered onion rings
10 of our soft pretzel bites, served warm, rolled in Parmesan garlic sauce and sea salt, with a side of homemade beer cheese
Gouda Mac N Cheese Bites
Deep fried mac n cheese!!
Our hand breaded Alaskan walleye pieces with a side of tartar sauce.
Loaded Skillet Fries
A skillet full of our battered fries, topped with cheese sauce, bacon crumbles, and a dollop of sour cream
Crab stuffed Mushrooms
Mushroom caps stuffed with our homemade lump crabmeat dip, covered with melted provolone cheese.
Made with real crabmeat, our warm creamy dip is served with tortilla chips
Naked wings. Pick your choice of BBQ, Sweet Heat, Blackened, Spicy Honey Garlic, Bloody Mary, or Hot Reaper sauce...6 for $6
Giant Smothered Pretzel
A pizza pan sized pretzel smothered in homemade Sam Adams beer cheese sauce and bacon and chives. Serves 4-6 easily.
Corn battered bites of cheese and poblano peppers
6 potato skins filled with cheese and bacon crumbles, topped with chives and a side of sour cream (add pulled pork for an extra $3)
Onion Rings, Pickle Chips, Cheese Curds, Poblano bites, with ranch and Maddie sauce. Sorry, no substitutions
4 of our made-from-scratch signature corn fritters, rolled in powdered sugar, with a side of maple syrup (cooked to order, please allow 15 minutes for cooking time)
Margarita Chicken & Black Bean Nachos
House fried chips, covered with margarita marinated chicken, black beans, queso sauce, tomatoes, onions, jalapeños, lettuce and sour cream (guacamole $1 more)
A monstrous pile of tortilla chips covered in meat, house made beer cheese, black olives, tomatoes, lettuce, onions and jalapeños, with sour cream & a side of salsa
Pulled Pork Nachos
Homemade pulled pork atop a pile of tortilla chips, smothered in Queso sauce, baked beans, our amazing cole slaw, pico, and topped with lettuce sour cream!
Corned beef and sauerkraut on tortilla chips, covered in Queso sauce, then drizzled with our homemade Maddie Sauce.
All sandwiches served with one standard side. Substitute sweet potato fries or side salad for $1.50. Gluten Free buns available for $1 extra.
2 of our half pound patties, served with double bacon, double American cheese, sautéed mushrooms, onions, and peppers. Over a pound of smothered Heaven!
Big juicy half pound burger served on a brioche bun $8.50….add cheese (American, Provolone, Swiss, Pepper-jack, or Cheddar) for $1..or make it a Bacon Cheeseburger another buck!
Super Nacho Burger
One of our biggest burgers-a half pound patty topped with our seasoned taco meat, cheese sauce, tortilla chips, lettuce, onions, tomato and jalapenos
Half pound burger on grilled marble rye, with mushrooms, Swiss, and grilled onions…a patty melt~river style!
Topless Beach Burger
Half pound burger covered with sweet bbq pulled pork, creamy cole slaw and swiss cheese. Served open faced (TOPLESS!)
2 slider burgers topped with bourbon glaze, fried onion tanglers, and American cheese
Half pound burger with Swiss cheese and teriyaki grilled pineapple, with a touch of Maddie sauce-served on Ciabatta bread-a mouth full of YUMMY!
Moby Dick Sandwich
Fried chicken tenders on our Ciabatta bread with grilled jalapenos and bacon, sauced with BBQ and topped with Swiss cheese--spicy but delicious!!
Corned beef on grilled marble rye bread, with Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and Maddie sauce. A house favorite!
Barge size BLT
A whole pound (pre-cooked weight) of thicker cut bacon, topped with lettuce, tomato and mayo, triple decker style on white toast.
Hawaiian Chicken Sandwich
Grilled chicken topped with Swiss cheese and teriyaki marinated pineapple, served on our Ciabatta bread. Sweet perfection.
Parrotfish is a delightful mild, firmer whitefish. We serve it fried, grilled, or blackened. Our newest addition!
Hand breaded Alaskan walleye on a hoagie bun
Fried,blackened, or grilled catfish fillet on a hoagie
A plant-based meat free burger. Served with guacamole, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and red onion.
substitute a salad or sweet fries as a side for $1.50
Thick cut half pound portion of breaded tenderloin, deep fried to a golden brown
Shipwreck Bloody Mary Burger
A house specialty. Enjoy our big half pound burger topped with homemade shipwreck sauce, lettuce, tomato, bacon, cheese, and all the toppings that come on our Shipwreck Bloody Mary Burger, complete with a slider on top!
BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich
Sweet bbq pulled pork on brioche bun.
3 large beer battered chicken tenders. Plain or tossed in sauce or sauce can be alongside. Try one of Signature sauces listed below, add $1.
Grilled Chicken Quesadilla
Filled with meat, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, black olives and cheddar cheese. With sour cream and salsa.
Our tasty lobster salad, seared, inside a tortilla, served with a delightful sauce and sour cream alongside.
Shrimp and surimi crab with tomatoes, black olives, mushrooms, onions and cheddar cheese. Sour cream and salsa alongside.
Stuffed with tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, black olives and cheddar cheese, with a side of salsa and sour cream
Filled with corned beef and saurkraut served with Maddie sauce alongside.
Upgrade your side to sweet potato fries or a side salad for $1.50.
A generous portion of this wild caught mild, firm whitefish, grilled, blackened, or fried.(2 sides included)
Our hand breaded and deep fried Alaskan walleye with 2 sides
A large catfish fillet, grilled, deep fried, or blackened, served with 2 sides.
Fried Shrimp Dinner
8 fantail shrimp served up to a crispy, golden brown, with 2 sides.
A soft shell taco duo filled with fried walleye pieces, cabbage, fire roasted corn, poblano peppers and drizzled with Maddie sauce. Choose one side.
Lobster Mac N Cheese
Our amazing homemade sauce, made from 3 different white cheeses, with lobster meat, covers cavatappi pasta spirals. Served with a breadstick, this is one of our most requested recipes! (no sides included)
Wraps served with one standard side. Sub sweet fries or salad for $1.50.
Sriracha Chicken Wrap
Fried Sriracha chicken bites, wrapped in a tomato basil tortilla stuffed with lettuce, tomato and Swiss cheese, accented with honey-mustard. A house favorite!
Blackened Chicken Wrap
A spicy wrap filled with blackened chicken breast accented with hot pepper cheese, lettuce, caramelized onions and jalapeños.
Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap
Fried chicken breast, with tomato, lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, and ranch in a flour tortilla
Gourmet Grilled Cheese
Bourbon Bacon Grilled Cheese
With three cheeses, and our housemade bourbon bacon relish, this is sure to please.
Philly Grilled Cheese
Ground meat, oozing with cheese and filled with peppers
Buffalo Chicken Grilled Cheese
Creamy buffalo chicken and cheese-with a little kick!
Jalapeno Popper Grilled Cheese
A creamy, cheese filled sandwich, with bacon and just the right amount of peppers for a little kick!
Our loaded house salad piled high with succulent surimi crab meat and shrimp...we suggest a side of our house dressing, a perfect flavor combination.
Grilled Chicken Salad
Grilled chicken atop our loaded house salad.
Loaded House Salad
Mixed greens, sliced egg, tomato, red onion, croutons and shredded cheese.
In a fried tortilla bowl, lettuce with taco meat, cheese, black olives, onion, jalapeños and tomato with sour cream and salsa.
Kid's Menu---under age 10
Kid's meals include fries, a child size fountain drink, and a treat! For Adults: Drink and treat not included.
Slider burger topped with American cheese
On a stick-Just like at the fair!
Deep fried chicken tender(1-2 depending on size)
PB & J
Creamy peanut butter with jelly on goldfish shaped bread
Regular or Decaf
Coke, Diet Coke, Dr Pepper, Slice, Mt Glow, Root Beer, Lemonade, Iced Tea, Raspberry Iced Tea
Chocolate Lava Cake
Moist chocolate cake filled with a gooey fudge filling, with vanilla ice cream and caramel and fudge sauce!
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Topped with whipped cream and a cherry, this is a tasty tropical treat!
Celebration Shipwreck Shake
Got a special occasion that calls for cake and ice cream? In addition to our monthly feature shake, we have this one! Chocolate and vanilla both make this one a yummy way to celebrate, whatever the occasion!! Variations may occur.
Ask your server if we have one of our amazing homemade desserts or cheesecakes available. Be sure you check out our Shipwreck Shake of the Month!!
Domestic Beer Bottles
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Open at 11am daily. Open 7 days May through Sept Closed Mondays Oct - April
Add Extra Flavor to any item:Cheese +1.00 Bacon +1.00 Fried Egg +1.00 Mushrooms +1.00 Jalapenos +.50 Grilled Onions +1.00 Sour Cream +.50 Salsa +.50 Guacamole +1.00 Bourbon Sauce +1.00 Shipwreck Sauce +1.00 Spicy Honey Garlic +1.00 Sweet Heat Sauce +1.00 Hot Reaper Sauce +1.00
Dressings: House (homemade sweet and tangy dressing), French, Ranch, Italian,Balsamic Vinagrette, Honey-Mustard, Creamy Bleu Cheese.
Standard Sides available:$2 each when ordered a la carte~Fries, Cole Slaw, Baked Beans,Cottage Cheese, or ChipsPremium Sides: $3 each ala carte, Sweet Potato Fries, or Side Salad.
Shipwreck Bloody Mary available daily $15!On Special Saturday and Sunday for $10
Please chill while we grill. All items areCOOKED TO ORDER, therefore we ask your patience while we prepare your meal. Any variation or substitution may cause a delay and /or a surcharge.Large groups and peak times of servicemay also slow us down.But we promise~it is worth the wait!!
The Illinois Department of Public Health advises that eating raw or undercooked meat, poultry, eggs or seafood poses a health risk to everyone, but especially to the elderly, young children under age 4, pregnant women, and other highly susceptible individuals with compromised immune systems. Thorough cooking of such animal foods reduces the risk of illness.
Reminder that we are open all year!! Check out our Facebook or Kuchies.com for details on hours, music, events, parties, and more!!
Our signature drink. Very sweet, made with Kinky Pink and fruit juices, with a pink sugar rim
Lemon No. 7
Jack Daniels Lemonade drink
Adult Lemon Shake Up
Just like what you get at the fair, only with lots of vodka! Also Raspberry, Blueberry, Mango, or Prickly Pear.
That beautiful blue rum drink!
Margarita on the rocks
Traditional Lime, made from scratch Margarita or choose from our huge list of flavors!
Irish Blackberry River
Irish Whiskey, Blackberry Monin and Ginger beer make a refreshing drink!
Blackberry Moonshine Lemonade
Exactly how it sounds. Tasty!
Made with Vodka-Surprise!!
Our signature spicy Bloody Mary, topped with queen olives
Made with dark and spiced rum, pineapple and oj, this is a tasty treat
7 flavored rums and 3 fruit juices combine in a 32 ounce souvenir bucket
A delightfu blend of cabernet with a touch of rum and fruit flavors!
4 flavored rums- a lesser cousin to the rum bucket, but still as sweet
A pina colada topped with a float of black raspberry Chambord
Traditional/Lime, Strawberry, Raspberry, Mango
Strawberry, Raspberry, Banana, Mango,
Strawberry daquiri meets a pina colada.
Like a chocolate milkshake, with salted chocolate vodka and coffee liqueur.
Banana Split Daiquiri
Double Pineapple Rum with ice cream, banana, and strawberry, topped with whipped topping and chocolate and a cherry!
Adult Shamrock Shake
Chocolate and mint, our St Paddy's drink available all year!
After Dinner Drinks
Candy Bar White Russian
Our own recipe, this frothy treat, which includes chocolate covered pretzel vodka, is almost like a milkshake.
Traditional White Russian
A rich concoction made with half and half.
A creamy chocolate drink with chocolate syrup drizzled in the glass
Butter Pecan Sipper
Pecan Whiskey meets butterscotch schnapps, served over ice with a touch of cream, its like sipping on melted butter pecan ice cream!
Bailey's, Grand Marnier, Kahlua, Irish Coffee,
Corona. Corona Light. Dos Equis. Modelo Especial. Negra Modelo. Guinness. (Fosters 25 ounce Oil Cans $5)
Ballast Point Mango Even Keel IPA or Fathom, Seadog Blueberry Wheat, Redd's Apple Ale, Ciderboys Cider, Blue Moon, Kona Longboard, Sam Adams Boston Lager, Deshutes IPA, 90 Shilling, SweetWater 420 or IPA, 312
Wine-by the glass
Chardonnay. Moscato. Pinot Grigio. White Zinfandel. Cabernet. Merlot. Malbec.
Shots & Bombs
Served in a divided take home Rumchata shot glass, this one has Chambord to make the taste perfect!
Grand Marnier with pineapple and a touch of peach, chilled shot
Peanut Butter & Jelly Shot
Frangelico and Chambord combine to make a shooter that sounds like its name
Rumchata and butterscotch
Green Tea Shot
Irish Whisky meets Peach to make it taste like green tea!
Rumhaven Coconut Rum
Simply the smoothest coconut rum you've ever tried, with the barest hints of a dark chocolate.
Mug Shots(mini beers)
Served in a tiny mug, Licor 43 is a top shelf Spanish liqueur flavored with cinnamon and citrus, topped with heavy cream, this drink is like a little ice cream shake shooter.
The Story of the Shipwreck
Shipwreck Bloody Mary
Our amazing, one of a kind Bloody Mary, topped with a cheeseburger and other tasty morsels!!
Our Award Winning Shipwreck Bloody Mary
Our Shipwrecks bring people from miles around, and they have also won many awards and prizes at various events and competitions. The Shipwreck Bloody Mary is named in reference to the sinking of the Steamer Columbia, a steamboat that sank in 1918, causing the loss of 87 lives and also the largest maritime disaster in Illinois River history. The Columbia was a large ship, able to carry up to 1000 passengers on excursions up and down the Illinois RIver. Sadly, on a return trip to Pekin from Fresco Park(Peoria Heights) the boat hit a sunken stump and ultimately sank, right near our location here at Kuchie's on the Water in Creve Coeur.
Raspberry Lemondrop Mule
Margarita Flights On The Rocks
Flights consist of 3-12 oz margaritas (no substitutions)Sunset Flight: $15 Cranberry, Pineapple, MangoMermaid Flight $15: Blue Margarita, Cotton Candy, Desert PearSweet Heat Flight $15: Pineapple Chipotle, Watermelon Habanero, Jalapeno Passion
All mules are made with Barritt's Ginger Beer.
Margaritas on the Rocks (16 ounce) $7PineappleCranberry MangoBlueberry-PineappleDesert PearCotton Candy Blue MargaritaChipotle PineappleWatermelonWatermelon HabaneroJalapeno PassionTraditional Lime
No Booze Brews!!
Virgin Bloody Mary $5Virgin Strawberry Daiquri $5Virgin Pina Colada $5Virgin Shipwreck Bloody Mary $15
Available Daily $15Saturday and Sunday Special ~Just $10